Archive for Archive for January, 2008
I must be losing my touch
I really expected to get that 5:30pm call. It never came. Again I had planned my new freedom schedule. Yet it does not appear that I will be free.
Of course, I think I remember reading somewhere that Thursdays are supposed to be the best day to fire employees. So maybe I will get that freedom […]
Using your slacking time to get car insurance quotes
I love to sit at work and be a slacker getting paid to do pretty much nothing most of the day. Of course I also like to spend the time that I am getting paid to work to do other things that need to be done. I am talking about things like needing to get […]
Do you think I’m about to be fired?
As the complete slacker that I am I have gotten pretty good about knowing when I am about to be fired. Typically all bosses at companies of all shapes and sizes act in the same manner before it is about to go down. That’s why I thought I was getting fired last Friday.
You see, in […]
Trusted Tours & Attractions Sightseeing Tours
One thing that this slacker loves is earning up some vacation time so that I can take a trip some place that will make me forget all about having to go to work! Sometimes I even use up my sick time to take a vacation when I do not have any vacation time left! That […]
Slacker tip #137 - volunteer to work overtime when no one else wants to
I hate working. I hate working overtime. But me loves me some overtime pay! Those paychecks are the sweetest. And they are even sweeter when you know you didn’t even do 5 hours worth of work that week, let alone more than 40 hours worth of work!
If you have a job where there is an […]
Win a GPS unit from Trusted Tours & Attractions
You know I am a complete and total slacker when it comes to work but there is one thing that keeps me going to work day after day. And no, it is not so that I can pay bills. I hate paying bills. It is dumb. I like to spend my money on travel! Yes […]
Slacker tip #136 - always be prepared to slack
A good slacker is always prepared to be doing something other that what they are supposed to be doing.
I try to carry a little steno pad and a pen with me everywhere that I go. This means that I can be a slacker doodling in my notebook in no time flat. This means always go […]
Don’t be a slacker about V-day!
As it is well documented on this site, I am all for being a complete and total slacker - at work. But if there is one time in life that you do not want to be a slacker it is when you are dating some one or just in a relationship and it is Valentine’s […]
Slacker tip #135 - act like a spy
Part of being a good slacker and getting away with doing nothing is being like a spy.
You have to know where people are at all times that could bust you. You need to learn to tell who is approaching by the sound they make when they walk. For instance, at my last job the nosiest […]
Uplogix network security management
Do you run your own business? Or do you work for some other company in a capacity where you would need to be on the up and up when it comes to network security management? If you do need to look for good solutions for network security management for your job then you need to […]
