Archive for Archive for December, 2007

Holiday Gift Guide for Slackers

Do you have someone in your life that likes to take it easy like Sunday morning?
Is their main objective in life to get paid to do nothing?
If so, you might want to check out the Complete Slacker’s Holiday Gift Guide for Slackers below. Us slackers can be hard to buy for. I mean, it seems […]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Friday, December 14th, 2007

This is not a sponsored post, nor a paid review

Make no mistake, this is just a reminder that you can get some schweet swag at the Complete Slacker Cafe Press stores!
It is just me, your master slacker saying, hey douche bags, buy your Complete Slacker accessories and clothing for holiday gifts and put a little money in my pocket yo.

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Why […]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Thursday, December 13th, 2007

Slacker shout out

I must tell you something.
As a slacker I really truly love this time of year.
Why? Because there are less people at work this month.
Want to know the best part?
I found out that on X-mas eve and NYE I will be working all alone in the office! At least in my department that is. How […]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Thursday, December 13th, 2007

Slacker tip #124 - keep a tablet or notebook at all times

This is a really good tip from Dismantle My Bed. And keep in mind that you do not have to use this little notebook or tablet for writing your novel. You can use it to doodle. Sketch a funny caricature of your skanky boss. Hilarity will ensue.
Anyways, here’s the rest of the tip from Dismantle […]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

My greatest work of fiction is my resume.

Seriously, it is.
I go around telling people that I am a writer. When they ask what kind of writer I tell them that I am a fiction writer. They have no idea that I am not talking about books.
My resume is my greatest work of fiction.
What about you, are you a fiction writer also?

Posted by: the complete slacker on Monday, December 10th, 2007

Slacker tip #123 - ways to sneak in writing at work

Guess what? There is a slacker out there that likes to spend time at work writing instead of working! You can read all about it at Ways to Sneak Writing In At Work - The Series. From the looks of things, this is going to be an ongoing series. But I have no idea how […]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Saturday, December 8th, 2007

Being sick excuse #35 - laryngitis

Part of being a good slacker is knowing what ailments are running rampant in the office. At my office as well as at my girlfriend’s office that ailment is laryngitis. That means it would be a fine time for one of us to call in with laryngitis!
Laryngitis is most commonly characterizes as causing you to […]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Wednesday, December 5th, 2007
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