Holiday Gift Guide for Slackers

Posted by: the complete slacker on Friday, December 14th, 2007

Do you have someone in your life that likes to take it easy like Sunday morning?

Is their main objective in life to get paid to do nothing?

If so, you might want to check out the Complete Slacker’s Holiday Gift Guide for Slackers below. Us slackers can be hard to buy for. I mean, it seems like we have so many interests because we look at so many different webpages at work. But really we keep our eye on the prize - perfecting the art of getting paid to do nothing.

And, now here at Complete Slacker’s picks for the best gifts for slackers this holiday season.

  1. The Kingston Data Traveler 1 GB USB Flash Drive because every good slacker needs to be able to save and copy files onto a jump drive. Plus you can run games and stuff from one of these babies. And this one is only $8.99 at Amazon right now.
  2. A Blind Spot Mirror so that you can put it up in your cubicle. It will allow you to know when someone is approaching from behind you. Then you can make a speedy use of Alt + Tab to change screens. Ah, at only $1.99 this baby is a godsend right from Budda.
  3. An mp3 player that plays videos or a video iPod because getting paid to watch movies or downloaded tv shows is sweet. Here are some options for you for those:
  4. The book 1,001 Excuses!: How to Get Out Of…and Away With…Almost Anything because getting out of and away with almost anything is practically the slacker motto.
  5. Office Space on DVD for only $9.99. It’s practically the Bible for slackers, in a convenient video format.
  6. For office decorating, the Pimp My Cubicle: Take Your Workspace from Boring to Bling! set because really, who doesn’t need that?

 

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