Archive for Archive for December, 2007
The Complete Slacker’s Top 10 Ways to Get Out of Stupid Conversations At Work
So, my boss is on vacation. That means work should be like a vacation for me, right? And that is truly a slacker dream come true. Unfortunately I have a co-worker that sees it as time for us to have stupid conversations. Guess what? I don’t want to have stupid conversations. I want to play [...]
My boss is a twat, part 3
My boss is on vacation today. However she did not let that interfere with her extreme twatery. Nope. She called and had someone else come to my desk under the guise of needing to teach me something. My first thought was “for the love of god, just let me have a minute!†And the thing [...]
My boss is a twat, part 2
I had to turn in my time sheet to the temp agency early since there is a holiday next week. And my boss is out today. So that means that she had to sign my timesheet yesterday. She made me “estimate†my working hours. So, I put that I was leaving at 4:45 yesterday. She [...]
Slacker tip #129 – use words that make you sound all about work
This past week I hit upon a new tip. See, my boss wanted me to work late the Friday before Christmas and this slacker was not down with that. So, I basically bailed at the last minute, leaving no room for discussion or reprimanding. Fast forward to the day after Christmas, when I was back [...]
My boss is a twat
You know what? My boss is a twat. No, actually she is a super twat. What about you? How is your boss? Here’s one reason why my boss is a twat. I had to work on Christmas Eve, which I was cool with because I knew that pretty much no one was going to be [...]
Slacker tip #128 – bring in treats for the office gluttons
If you work in an office then you already know about the mystical powers of free food on the communal table or filing cabinet top. No office is immune to the power of free food. And every office is chock full of people waiting to play their part in the production of office gluttony. The [...]
