Archive for Archive for December, 2007
The Complete Slacker’s Top 10 Ways to Get Out of Stupid Conversations At Work
So, my boss is on vacation. That means work should be like a vacation for me, right? And that is truly a slacker dream come true.
Unfortunately I have a co-worker that sees it as time for us to have stupid conversations.
Guess what? I don’t want to have stupid conversations. I want to play on […]
My boss is a twat, part 3
My boss is on vacation today. However she did not let that interfere with her extreme twatery.
Nope.
She called and had someone else come to my desk under the guise of needing to teach me something.
My first thought was “for the love of god, just let me have a minute!” And the thing […]
My boss is a twat, part 2
I had to turn in my time sheet to the temp agency early since there is a holiday next week. And my boss is out today.
So that means that she had to sign my timesheet yesterday.
She made me “estimate” my working hours. So, I put that I was leaving at 4:45 yesterday. She […]
Slacker tip #129 - use words that make you sound all about work
This past week I hit upon a new tip.
See, my boss wanted me to work late the Friday before Christmas and this slacker was not down with that. So, I basically bailed at the last minute, leaving no room for discussion or reprimanding.
Fast forward to the day after Christmas, when I was back […]
My boss is a twat
You know what? My boss is a twat. No, actually she is a super twat.
What about you? How is your boss?
Here’s one reason why my boss is a twat.
I had to work on Christmas Eve, which I was cool with because I knew that pretty much no one was going to be there - including […]
Slacker tip #128 - bring in treats for the office gluttons
If you work in an office then you already know about the mystical powers of free food on the communal table or filing cabinet top. No office is immune to the power of free food. And every office is chock full of people waiting to play their part in the production of office gluttony.
The holiday […]
Do you think I’m a blogging slacker?
Surely you have noticed a bit of a lack of posts recently.
Do you think it is just because I am a slacker?
Or do you think that I have abandoned ship?
Or do you just not care or think something else all together?
Regardless, the truth is very sad, very sad indeed. It seems that this slacker has […]
Slacker tip #127 - holiday hijinks to ensure you get to do nothing
Holidays are the best time for us slackers.
There are few people in the office. And most of the ones that are in the office really do not want to be working at all either! Hooray for that!
But there are a few steps you can take to ensure that you get away with doing nothing during […]
Slacker tip #126 - sneaking writing at work, why?
In keeping up the featured posts from the Dismantle My Bed blog, the author explains why she sneaks in writing at work.
Is it to stick it to the man?
It is because it is the easiest way for her to get paid to write?
Here is the answer…
Guess what? I love to sneak writing in at work. […]
Slacker tip #125 - sneaking writing at work #2
Another featured post from Dismantle My Bed blog. In the series of sneaking in writing at work, this indie author likes to utilize the breaks of her neighbors.
Want to know how she does this?
Here is the 4-1-1 on it…
Got a nosy co-worker in the cubicle across from yours? Of course you do! All cubicle neighbors […]
