Archive for Archive for November, 2007
Holidays are great for slackers!
I love the holiday season. Not because of the yummy feasts that will be happening. And not because of snow. And not because of Jesus (cause we all know the real reason for the season is pleasin’) and not for presents or even New Year’s Eve. Nope, none of those things. What I really love [...]
Proof that work is just not worth it
So, my boss is someone that regularly puts in 12-14 hour work days. I say – what a crazy ass! Anyways, I recently found out she is only 38 – but she looks well over 50! Yikes. Sucks for her. I chalked that haggard look up to all of the working. Then just yesterday she [...]
Slacker tip #116 – the higher the salary the less time for slacking
This might not exactly be groundbreaking news to you – but the more your salary increases, the less slacking you can expect to get done. See, at one time I had a job that paid pretty decent. It paid the bills, but it by no means paid me what I was worth. But I happily [...]
Slacker tip #115 – don’t ride to company meetings with co-workers
Want to know another lesson I have learned about slacking at work? If you have to travel to a meeting or a training session or something for work during work hours – don’t ride with anyone. Do not go in the company car. Do not ride with co-workers. Do not. Do not. Do not. I [...]
Slacker tip #114 – never take a job where you get a laptop
Here is a tip on the type of jobs you need to avoid as a slacker. If you get to your first day on the job and notice that you have two computers on your desk – it’s bad news. They are not for gaming, as one might suspect. Nope. You have a laptop on [...]
Have you ever seen a homeless person skip
As a slacker, I have a bit of an off sleep schedule. So that means I have been getting up late and staying up till like 1 am. That means that I spend a lot of time watching Comedy Central late at night. And I tell ya, I love those “Comedy Central Presents…” shows where [...]
