Archive for Archive for November, 2007
There is no dollar amount to stop me from slacking at work
Back when I was making around $15 an hour and going to school for my MBA I had dreams – dreams of having an office with a door that I could shut and play Tetris online all day. And of delegating my work off to other people. And I used to wonder if I was [...]
Slacker tip #119 – work when no one else wants to
Was your office open today? What about on Friday? These are the days that you do not want to use your paid time off. Think about it – everyone wants the same days off. The day before and after both Thanksgiving and Christmas as well as New Year’s Eve. This means that there will be [...]
A slacker wishlist
Do you ever go to job interviews and wish you could ask if you would be getting internet access at your desk? Have you ever wished you could ask if they care if you show up to work late daily? Seems like there is one slacker that has a whole wishlist of things she’d like [...]
Slacker tip #118 – get a video iPod
Sometimes you get a job that blocks your internet access. That is outrageous. Here at Complete Slacker we are totally against jobs like that. In fact, if you get a job with no internet access you may want to think about getting a new one. I mean, sure, you can be a slacker even if [...]
Proof that slacking pays off = 32 days a year
Did you happen to see this on PostSecret last week? Isn’t that awesome? Some slacker out there actually added up all the time they are late and leave early to see what they were actually getting. See, slacking really does pay off. To the tune of 32 days a year.
Slacker tip #117 – watch CBS at work, use ‘boss button’
Ah, you gotta love it when others enable your slacking at work. The latest people to help out us slackers in our pursuit to get paid to do nothing is CBS. Yes, that CBS. Like all of the major networks, CBS has episodes of some of their shows on their website. And they want to [...]
