Slacker tip #122 - how to get away with sleeping at work

Posted by: the complete slacker on Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

Getting paid to do nothing is really one of the best things life. Am I right, or am I right about this?

You know what could be even better?

Getting paid to sleep at work! Woo hoo!

I know what you are thinking. “No way!” and “It can’t be done, man!”

To that I say “Shut your face, naysayers!”

Slackers always find a way. Sadly I cannot claim to be the slacker that thought of this particular tip. In fact, I came across it on another blog. And it was so perfect and so hysterical that I about crapped my pants!

If you want to know the 5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Work then head on over to Build & Succeed. They really deserve some props for their list. I actually think you could get away with numbers 5, 2 and 1. For real! In fact, number one has got to be my fave. It makes me want to take a nap at work after lunch just to test it out!

If you test out any of these tips be sure to let us know how it worked out for you!

Topics: slacker tips

One Response to “Slacker tip #122 - how to get away with sleeping at work”

keagan Says:
December 2nd, 2007 at 11:39 pm

lmao in jesus name amen

 

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