Slacker tip #121 - avoid the boss by taking the stairs
I am a big fan of getting to work late and then leaving early. And of course, I never reflect this little habit on my timesheet. Hey, I’m a temp with no health insurance, so give me a break!
Know how I get away with this? I always take the stairs. People are lazy bastards, in fact you might be one of them. The truth of the matter is that rarely anyone takes the stairs. This especially includes the boss unless you happen to have a health freak for a boss. So, by coming up the stairs when I get to work I make sure that I do not meet the boss on the elevator going to a morning meeting. The same thing applies to when I leave for the day and when I take my extra long lunches and breaks. And as an added bonus I get really big calf muscles.
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