Slacker tip #114 - never take a job where you get a laptop

Posted by: the complete slacker on Monday, November 12th, 2007

Here is a tip on the type of jobs you need to avoid as a slacker. If you get to your first day on the job and notice that you have two computers on your desk - it’s bad news. They are not for gaming, as one might suspect. Nope. You have a laptop on the left and a desktop straight ahead. You are supposed to work on both of them through out the day.

And you want to know the best part? You also get a laptop bag. Why? Because they want to make you take that laptop home so that they can get more work out of you - for free!

So, if you show up at a new job and see two computers, what do you do? RUN!!!!!

It’s slackers worst nightmare.

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