Archive for Archive for November, 2007
Signs you have the worst job for slackers #1
Have you ever had your boss chase you? If you work at a daycare or some other place where “tag, you’re it!” is a daily staple then this question does not apply to you.
But seriously - have you ever been at a job and had your boss chase after you when you leave for the [...]
Slacker tip #122 - how to get away with sleeping at work
Getting paid to do nothing is really one of the best things life. Am I right, or am I right about this?
You know what could be even better?
Getting paid to sleep at work! Woo hoo!
I know what you are thinking. “No way!” and “It can’t be done, man!”
To that I say “Shut your face, naysayers!”
Slackers [...]
Call for slacker tips
This is just a shoutout to fellow slackers. We want to know about some of your tips!
Have you ever tried to sleep at work while on the clock? Did you get caught? Or did you get away with it? Have any tips to share? Let us know if you have gotten paid to sleep at [...]
Slacker tip #121 - avoid the boss by taking the stairs
I am a big fan of getting to work late and then leaving early. And of course, I never reflect this little habit on my timesheet. Hey, I’m a temp with no health insurance, so give me a break!
Know how I get away with this? I always take the stairs. People are lazy bastards, in [...]
Slacker tip #120 - what to do about a slow computer
At my job I have a really, really and I mean really slow computer. It’s a Dell laptop, so it is no surprise that is it slow, that is hooked up to a monitor and a keyboard. See, these fools that I work with expect me to take the laptop home every night to work [...]
Being sick excuse #34 - can’t drive in snow
Well, it is getting to be that time of year again. The freeze your ass kind of cold that brings with it snow. I hate driving in snow. Not because I don’t feel comfortable doing it but because I worry about the other idiots that are bound to crash into me because they don’t know [...]
There is no dollar amount to stop me from slacking at work
Back when I was making around $15 an hour and going to school for my MBA I had dreams - dreams of having an office with a door that I could shut and play Tetris online all day. And of delegating my work off to other people. And I used to wonder if I was [...]
Slacker tip #119 - work when no one else wants to
Was your office open today? What about on Friday? These are the days that you do not want to use your paid time off.
Think about it - everyone wants the same days off. The day before and after both Thanksgiving and Christmas as well as New Year’s Eve. This means that there will be less [...]
A slacker wishlist
Do you ever go to job interviews and wish you could ask if you would be getting internet access at your desk? Have you ever wished you could ask if they care if you show up to work late daily?
Seems like there is one slacker that has a whole wishlist of things she’d like to [...]
