Archive for Archive for October, 2007
Slacker tip #98 – work on your web empire at work
If you are reading this site and looking for ways to get away with doing nothing at work then I suspect that you do not particularly enjoy going to work. In fact, I bet you wish you could find some easy way to make some cash so that you could get paid to sit at [...]
Being sick excuse #29 – minor car accident
I mentioned it in sick excuse #28, but using a minor car accident as an excuse to miss work is a great one! You can easily get anywhere from a half day to three days off with this excuse! It all depends on your acting skills over the phone my friend. All you have to [...]
Being sick excuses #28 – hard fall
Have you ever had just a really hard fall that left you sore for a few days? Don’t laugh – I am being serious here. A hard fall can leave you sore and out of work for a couple of days. Let me give you an example. I know someone that is a serious competitor. [...]
Slacker tip #97 – what about acting?
You know what seems like it would be a great job that would pay a lot for doing a lot of nothing? Acting. I mean, if you are attractive I do not think it really matters if you have a lot of talent or zero talent. And if you are a blonde with decent sized [...]
Slacker tip #96 – more ways to get them to leave you alone
As I mentioned just yesterday, a great way of being left to do whatever you want at work is to make it so that people do not want to be near you. You don’t want them coming to your desk to vent or to chat or even to offer you some of Billy Joe’s birthday [...]
Well, okay, but that’s the last straw
You know what is pure insanity? The lack of quality clips of Milton from Office Space on You Tube. I went to YouTube and I was going to snag the link to a funnyass clip of Milton. Instead I just found this hack clip with close captioning on. It’s not the best Milton, but it [...]
