Archive for Archive for October, 2007
Being sick excuses in practice
Not too long ago I gave you the excuse of calling in to work and saying “a tree fell on my car” and then laughing all the way to Dave & Buster’s. Or where ever it is that you go when you call off work.
Thanks to a reader, you can see what it actually looks […]
College slackers - a site to pass the time at work
Yesterday I came across a website that might be a fun way to pass the time at work. College Slackers is the site that I found.
The site has some pretty fun pics for their “Pic of the Day” and they also have loads of videos on the site as well as a community.
Now, the thing […]
Slacker tip #94 - best work prank ever
Okay, maybe it is not the best work prank ever but it is definitely the funniest one that I have seen in a long, long time.
What is this funny prank? Well, it will only work if the printer at your work is an HP printer.
::drumroll::
Change the default message on HP printers. If you have an […]
A look back on the week
There have been some new visitors to Complete Slacker this week. Welcome fellow slackers. If you like the slacker tips and being sick excuses be sure to sign up for the feed so that you won’t have to read all of the advertisements. That’s right - the Complete Slacker feed is advertisement free.
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Got the worst job ever?
Think you have the worst job ever? Sure, your job may suck, but I bet the guy in this video has you beat. And the kicker is - you know some poor schmuck really has this type of job. Poor bastard. Make sure you watch all the way to the end so you see who […]
Slacker tip #93 - free rice
Are you a slacker and a bit of a nerd? It’s okay if you are, really. If fact you kind of need to be a nerd for this tip. Well, not so much a nerd as a word whore.
At Free Rice you can let your inner word whore lose and both kill some time at […]
Slacker tip #92 - make a quick $25
Sitting at work and looking for a way to make a quick $25? Don’t worry, you don’t have to go to the bathroom and pull at Larry Craig to get that quick $25! Nope. This quick $25 is perfectly legal.
Here’s the deal.
All you have to do is open up a new Complete Savings High Yield […]
Slacker tip #91 - make sure you have what is going around
Are you planning on calling in to work but don’t know what to use as your ailment? Well, if you are trying to score some sick pay you probably want to make sure that you do not get asked to bring in a doctor’s note. I mean, having to go to a doctor on your […]
Slacker tip #90 - look for non-gaming sites to play games
So, you want to get paid to sit at work and play games online right? That’s a great goal. But unfortunately most offices have all the gaming sites blocked. So, how are you supposed to play games when the games sites are blocked?
Simple. Look for non games sites that just happen to have games on […]
Being sick excuse #26 - I’ve lost my voice
This excuse may not be for everyone. In fact, it will work best for those that have to talk on the phone a lot at their job. Getting away with it also take some minor acting skills.
See, you haven’t lost your voice but you have to call in and convince someone over the phone that […]
