Archive for Archive for October, 2007
Slacker tip #103 – use religion as an excuse to be left alone
We know that you do not want people stopping by your desk randomly because then you won’t be able to play on the internet without getting caught. So, you need to keep people away, right? Here’s what I’m thinking – leave a copy of the Koran, or Qu’ran or Quran depending on how you want [...]
Slacker tip #102 – tie up the printer with huge print jobs
Have you ever noticed how people will stand around a printer waiting their item to print for eternity? I swear, I think some people would stand there until the world actually ended. All because they are waiting on a print job. Usually this happens when some jackass has sent a 2,000 page document to the [...]
Work sucks, a tribute
When I get bored I always go to the same place for entertainment. YouTube. There is always something there to laugh at. Usually some idiot that has recorded them self doing something pretty retarded. And I love it. Anyways, I did come across something both funny and slacker related today. I present to you, Work [...]
Slacker tip #101 – don’t live close to work or just don’t tell people if you do
Living close to work is something that I like to do because I seriously hate driving in rush hour traffic. I mean, really, why would I want to purposely get on the roads with all of the other idiots in the city at the same exact time? Simple – I don’t want to do that! [...]
Slacker tip #100 – never carpool
To be a successful slacker you need to be as much of a loner as possible. That means that you should never agree to carpool with anyone else to work. This is like the slacker kiss of death. I don’t care if you need to save the cash on the cost of gas or if [...]
Slacker tip #99 – say you’re doing homework
Have you ever noticed that people that do their homework at work never seem to get in as much trouble as those of us that just play on the internet at work? It’s true. I know this because I have been on both sides of that fence. When I was a student and would use [...]
