Being sick excuse #30 - some excuses that won’t work
I’ve give you guys 29 excuses so far that will work for missing a few hours of work up to a few weeks of work. Ah, the good life.
Now it is time for some excuses that are not quite that effective. I came across a list of work excuses, to miss work that is, and there is not a good one in the bunch. However, I thought that this list of work excuses was the perfect example of how not to call into work.
Some of the gems you will find at the above link…
I cant come to work because I lost the house keys, I’m locked in.
I can’t go to work today, because I was painting my house and I drooped paint on the floor and have to put in a new carpet
My arm is too tired to shift, so I can’t drive to work today
Now, before you tell me that these excuses on this list were not meant to be taken seriously, I have this to say to you -
The general public is pretty dumb, so there might be someone reading that list that takes it seriously. Hence my “do not use” post.





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