Slacker tip #104 – go out with a bang
Have you decided that you just can’t take it any longer and are going to quit your job?
Good for you. Working is for douche bags.
If you are quitting there is a pretty good chance that it is because someone pissed you off, right? So, I bet you would like to go out with a bang and bring that person (persons?) with you, right? Or at least just make them look like the asses that they are.
Well, I have a plan for you. While researching workplaces pranks and shenanigans I came across something that could be modified for this occasion. Here’s what you should do.
Let’s say that you have someone that you do not like and you also do not like the boss. So, before you quit or whatever, send an email to the person that you do not like but copy the entire company on this email, okay? (heh, oops) In this email, say something like:
“Sally,
I agree, [insert boss name here] is nothing but a ugly, stupid, spineless pussy but that is not why I am leaving this place.”
Muah hahahaha. Think about what that would cause! You would turn loads of people against poor Sally and get your kicks at dissing both Sally and the boss. Ah, it’s too good dammit, it’s just too good. It almost makes me wish I was still working in an office so I could pull this shit.
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