Slacker tip #103 - use religion as an excuse to be left alone
We know that you do not want people stopping by your desk randomly because then you won’t be able to play on the internet without getting caught.
So, you need to keep people away, right?
Here’s what I’m thinking - leave a copy of the Koran, or Qu’ran or Quran depending on how you want to spell it, on your desk in plain view.
Now, this might not do too much head turning if you work in NYC or Los Angeles, but I guarantee if you work somewhere like Tulsa it will have everyone staying the hell away from you. In fact, it might even help you get unemployment! I can totally see some redneck boss firing you for having the Koran and him thinking you’re some kind of terrorist.
What a douche. Everyone knows that the Mormons are the real terrorists.
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