Slacker tip #102 – tie up the printer with huge print jobs
Have you ever noticed how people will stand around a printer waiting their item to print for eternity? I swear, I think some people would stand there until the world actually ended. All because they are waiting on a print job. Usually this happens when some jackass has sent a 2,000 page document to the printer. You can be that jackass!
You could approach this from one of two ways.
You could send the print job from someone else’s computer if you see them get up from their desk. And if you can do it with no one else seeing you. The only bonus to using someone else’s computer is that when the shit hits the fan it will land on them instead of you. Unless someone saw you at their desk of course.
You could just send it from your computer. Sure, if they look hard enough they will be able to see that it came from you. That is where your acting skills come into play. Can you play “clueless” pretty good? If you are a cute babe then you will be able to get away with it easier than a guy. Unless you have a super bitch for a boss.
Either way, it is certain to be a good time as all of your co-workers are spending the morning up by the printer while you are getting paid to pick your nose at your desk. Or whatever it is that you do to pass the time.
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