Slacker tip #100 - never carpool
To be a successful slacker you need to be as much of a loner as possible. That means that you should never agree to carpool with anyone else to work. This is like the slacker kiss of death. I don’t care if you need to save the cash on the cost of gas or if the hottie from accounting approached you about it.
Slackers never carpool.
Ever.
Or you immediately have to turn in your Complete Slacker membership card.
Plus you do not want other people arriving and leaving work at the same time as you. If you are doing some creative accounting on your time sheet then this will get you caught in a heartbeat.
Remember - never carpool!
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