Slacker tip #96 - more ways to get them to leave you alone
As I mentioned just yesterday, a great way of being left to do whatever you want at work is to make it so that people do not want to be near you. You don’t want them coming to your desk to vent or to chat or even to offer you some of Billy Joe’s birthday cake. Nope. You want to be able to sit at your desk and play Runescape all damn day long and get paid for it!
I came across a post on another blog on How to Stay Civil at Work. I know you don’t want that, but you can use these tips instead to keep people away from you so that you can get paid to do nothing. Or just plain make them not like you so that they will leave you alone.
So, here are the reverse tips…and a few of my own
- Bathe in perfume or cologne before coming to work.
- Smack your gum loudly. Or anything else you might be eating.
- Eat stinky food at your desk
- Take all of something from the supply closet and don’t tell anyone or replace it. Leave the items in plain sight on your desk. Don’t let anyone have any of the items.
- Insist that coworkers lie for you. About everything.
- Always blame others for your mistakes. And try to take credit for their successes.
- Act super paranoid around your coworkers
These are also some great tips on ways to get fired so that you can get unemployment if you are a temp worker. Now go and bathe in that cologne or perfume!
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