Slacker tip #95 - talk to yourself
As I have said before, a good way to get people that you work with to leave you alone is to alienate them.
And we all know that getting them to leave you a lone is the supreme objective as it means no one will notice you playing on the internet when you should be working. Bah! working is for douche bags.
So, here’s a way to get them to leave you alone. Make them think you are kind of mental by talking to yourself. I do not mean out loud having a conversation. I mean, mumble to yourself under your breath but loud enough for them to hear you. Think Milton in Office Space.
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