Archive for Archive for September, 2007
Slacker tip #66 - send them on a wild goose chase
Sometimes the easiest way to get your coworkers out of your way is to send them away. But you have to be sneaky about it. You can’t just ask them to leave or they won’t. And then they will wonder why you were trying to get rid of them and you do not need that […]
Do you work with douche bags?
It’s official, pretty much everyone works with douche bags. Who knew that there were so many douche bags in the world? Well, apparently at least one person did. I recently came across a fun little site chronicling people work experience with douche bags in the office. Unfortunately the site is not being updated currently, but […]
Slacker tip #65 - give out everyone’s phone number
Looking for an easy way to keep your boss or some nos y co-workers occupied? Of course you are, because you don’t want them to see that you are doing nothing all day at work! I have an easy solution that will prove to be quite annoying to them. Muah hahahaha.
Give out their direct phone […]
Slacker tip #64 - any size company can be perfect for slacking
As someone that has made a career out of getting paid to do nothing, I consider myself to be the authority on jobs that are ripe with slacking opportunity. I have had many jobs where I have gotten paid to do absolutely nothing. And I have loved every minute of it. Yesterday I had an […]
Now you’re speaking my langauge
Today I went to a job interview - not because I wanted to but because I have to in order to make it look like I am trying to find work for purposes of fooling the unemployment office. The job I was going to the interview for pays well, in fact the minimum salary is […]
Slacker tip #63 - get out of your slacking slump!
Have you been a complete slacker for as long as you can remember? Gotten paid to do nothing for so long that you have forgotten what it is like to be forced to actually work for your paycheck? Yup, me too. I can’t even imagine having to actually work for 8 gruesome hours a day […]
Slacker tip #62 - tips on finding a job with the most slacking time, part 2
When I have grown tired of working somewhere or have gotten let go once they discovered I was not doing what they have paid me to do I get ready to look for the next place that will pay me to do nothing. It’s not that hard to find those places. In fact, pretty much […]
another giveaway?
What’s that you say? You want to know when I plan on clearing out more of my stash of office supplies from the various offices I have gotten paid to do nothing at? Well, you are in luck as I am gearing up for round 2 of the Complete Slacker Office Klepto Giveaway. Will more […]
Slacker tip #61 - distract the boss with a phone call
Do you have a boss that gets easily distracted? My last boss was that way, which meant if you were scheduled to have a meeting with her but she got stopped in the hall along the way she would forget about the meeting, which means you did not have to worry about the pesky meeting. […]
Slacker tip #60 - tips on finding a job with the most slacking time, part 1
I love getting paid to do absolutely nothing. Well, at least nothing that is work related. When I am at work I am usually blogging, writing articles for cash or just playing around on the internet. Sometimes I even read books on the clock when I can get away with it. So, it’s not that […]
