Archive for Archive for September, 2007
Slacker tip #70 - even more on keeping your boss busy
Yes, it is true - I am fixated on both keeping the boss busy AND annoyed at the same time. It really helps keep the balance in the universe I think.
While sitting at my desk earlier I had a brilliant idea. I thought of a way to make sure that the boss gets loads, and […]
Slacker tip #69 - forward other phones to your boss
If you haven’t guessed it yet I really like to keep the boss busy. Of course part of that could be my problem with authority figures. I just don’t like being told what to do, you know? Plus it is always a good idea to keep away the person that can fire you and what […]
changing the way of slacking
I recently became aware of something called the SpoofCard that could help out in slacking activities at work. Apparently the way this thing works is that it allows you to make calls while masking your number on caller ID. It also seems to give you the ability to change your voice. I mentioned before about […]
Complete Slacker Office Klepto Giveaway #2
Announcing round 2 of the Complete Slacker Office Klepto Giveaway.
Last time around up for grabs were some blank CD-Rs. This time you can get a totally free pack of 12 Ticonderoga No. 1 Pencils. These are great for sketching, or staking vampires. These are my fave pencils, but I have more than one box so […]
Being sick excuse #11 - the allergic reaction
I know what you’re thinking - you’ll never be able to get out of work with an excuse like that.
It’s not so much about the excuse as it is about making your co-workers think you have something gross that they do not want to see. For instance, if you call in sick and leave it […]
The giveaway part two will happen this week
If you have been wondering where the giveaway has been, don’t worry. It is going to be posted up for you guys this week. Last time up for grabs were some blank CD-Rs. This time - who knows what it might be. It could be something totally cool or it could be something totally weak. […]
Slacker tip #68 - avoid long interviews
What do you do when you are trying to get paid to do nothing with unemployment but your staffing agency wants to send you out on job interviews? That really messes up the whole quest to do nothing that I work so hard on. So, for me that means getting creative because you do […]
Looking for new reads?
Tired of going to the same old websites wen you are supposed to be working? Can’t find any new videos to hold your interest on YouTube? Your fave fan fic writer not updating as much you’d like?
Well, don’t worry cause I have found a funny comic site that you might not have heard of before.
Cyanide […]
Slacker tip #67 - a surefire sign that you won’t be able to get away with doing nothing
Yesterday I had a job interview. I did not really know anything about the place as a staffing agency was sending me there. All they gave me was the name of the person I was interviewing with and a website address.
When I pulled up the website I noticed that it was a place that was […]
Are all slackers great actors? Or is it just me?
My last post got me to thinking - part of being a successful slacker involves having pretty awesome acting skills. Now I was never in drama club or anything and I never moved to Los Angeles to try to be a star. But I have to tell you, I can give Oscar-worthy performances. How else […]
