Archive for Archive for September, 2007
Hannah Montana, diarrhea and bingo
A while back I signed up for Google Analytics so that I would be able to see what search queries people were running when they found this site. Typically when I sign on to look at that I get exactly what I am expecting. People are searching for fake doctor excuses, can they get unemployment [...]
Being sick excuse #13 – my glasses broke
Okay, so if you do not wear glasses then you will not be able to use this excuse. If you are starting a new job I suggest getting some fake glasses just so that you can use this excuse though. I wear glasses and this excuse works. The key is to not let people know [...]
reminder – get your free stuff on
Just a friendly reminder from one slacker to another…. The Complete Slacker Office Klepto Giveaway #2 is still open for entries. If you want some free Ticonderoga pencils, which are excellent for vampire staking, drop a comment on the contest post page. I will ship them to you at no cost. You’ve really got nothing [...]
Being sick excuse #12 – sick kids
If you have been reading this site for a while, or if you have just looked through the archives then you know about my success of inventing a kid and having no problem missing work. That’s right – sick kids are the golden ticket of getting out of work. If you are a good little [...]
Slacker tip #70 – even more on keeping your boss busy
Yes, it is true – I am fixated on both keeping the boss busy AND annoyed at the same time. It really helps keep the balance in the universe I think. While sitting at my desk earlier I had a brilliant idea. I thought of a way to make sure that the boss gets loads, [...]
Slacker tip #69 – forward other phones to your boss
If you haven’t guessed it yet I really like to keep the boss busy. Of course part of that could be my problem with authority figures. I just don’t like being told what to do, you know? Plus it is always a good idea to keep away the person that can fire you and what [...]
