Hannah Montana, diarrhea and bingo
A while back I signed up for Google Analytics so that I would be able to see what search queries people were running when they found this site. Typically when I sign on to look at that I get exactly what I am expecting. People are searching for fake doctor excuses, can they get unemployment if fired and excuses to miss work.
Needless to say I was more than humored when I saw what recent searches brought people to Complete Slacker.
The most funny one was “can a employed person working at the time play bingo” Apparently this site ranked 5th in that search at the time.
Equally as funny was the search “hannah montana graduating from kindergarten” that brought someone to this page. And not to be outdone was the search for “how sad you make batter me hannah montana” that brought some schmuck to this page. And for a moment I wonder - have I written about Hannah Montana? cause I don’t remember that.
And the search I am most proud of is “jenna jameson” which this site was apparently ranked #1 for at the time. How did we out rank Club Jenna?
And finally, a big welcome to the 8 lucky searchers that clicked their way here by looking up “sick excuses“
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