Archive for Archive for September, 2007
Give us your best slacking tip
Do you consider your self to be a master when it comes to getting paid to do nothing at work all day long? If so, we’d like to hear about it. Maybe you have something secret that the rest of us don’t know about. Or maybe you just want to gloat about how long you [...]
Being sick excuse #14 – sun poisoning
Sure, summer is pretty much over so you might not be able to use ‘sun poisoning’ as an excuse till next year. But where I live it was sunny and 85 degrees out today and after spending all day outside I got one hell of a sunburn. Not to mention a funny line across the [...]
Giveaway extension
Sadly, no one has taken any interest yet in the freebie Ticonderoga pencils. I know, I do not know why you would pass up both something free and Ticonderoga pencils. Did I mention that part about being free. The only comment on the post was a trackback from a post I made. Sad. Looks like [...]
fake seeing eye dog note?
From time to time I get emails from people who have recognized my extreme awesomeness. These people have seen my work. And by my work I mean fake doctor’s notes. They like what they see. They consider me to a master at forgery. They have forgery needs and think that I am the person that [...]
Giveaway reminder – again
Just another friendly reminder to all the slackers out there…. Round 2 of the office klepto giveaway is now underway. We still have zero entrants. Don’t you want some nice new shiny Ticonderoga pencils. They are free, and who doesn’t like free? That’s all I’m saying yo. So, go ahead, enter now, before time runs [...]
Slacker tip #71 – yet more on keeping your boss busy
Yes, I am still fixated on ways to both annoy the boss and keep the boss too busy to notice what you are up to. Or not up to. And even if you are working and just want to annoy the boss because she’s a bitch or he’s a bastard, then this will cure that [...]
