Archive for Archive for August, 2007
Being sick excuse #10 - my battery is dead
Sometimes you don’t even need to miss an entire day of work. Maybe you were out on a bender last night and just cannot go into work until lunch time. Or maybe Hannah Montana tickets go on sale at 10 am so you want to be sitting at your computer counting down the seconds so […]
Slacker tip #58 - be on your best behavior in the beginning
The dream job is one where you can get away with doing absolutely nothing work related and still take home a nice sized paycheck. Unfortunately you cannot show up at a new job and begin slacking from day one. This is a sad but true reality.
See, you have to trick them into thinking that you […]
Complete Slacker Office Klepto Giveaway #1 winner
In true slacker fashion, there was only one person that entered the Complete Slacker Office Klepto Giveaway.
Lesha is the lucky winner of 2 blank Sony CD-R’s from my office klepto stash.
Remember, if you can’t take it from your office, then get something from our stash that came from our office.
Stay tuned for more free goodies.
Complete Slacker Office Klepto Giveaway reminder
Just a quick reminder to enter the Complete Slacker Office Klepto Giveaway before midnight tonight! Remember that it is midnight eastern time!
So far we only have one person interested in getting 2 totally free blank CD-R’s. It will cost you nothing to enter and if you win it still costs you nothing as I pay […]
Announcing the Complete Slacker Office Klepto giveaway
In order to celebrate my recent addition to the unemployment roster I have decided to part with some of my precious. And my that I mean my stash.
You see, I know we all do it, and I have been a bit of an office klepto for many years. I have enough pens to last me […]
Contest announcement tomorrow
To celebrate my getting fired I will be announcing a contest tomorrow!
It will be a sort of on-going contest so if you don’t win the first time you still have a chance.
Stay tuned!
Slacker tip #57 - signs you’re getting fired
As you may remember I was on a quest to get ‘let go’ at my temp job so that I can stay at home and get unemployment. The quest came to a close last Thursday as I got the usual temp agency 5:30 pm ‘don’t go back to work’ call. It always happens the same […]
Operation: Get Unemployment is officially over
Exactly one month ago to the day I made a post on how I was going to start a series focusing on how to get unemployment with a temp job. I told you how I was hoping to make the quest into a 12-step program and how it’s easier to get unemployment from a temp […]
Temp jobs & getting unemployment, tip #3 - let them see you doing nothing
Sometimes it gets frustrating when you are trying your very hardest to get fired and no one seems to even notice.
Okay, so they noticed me making up my own schedule, but that’s about it. They didn’t say a word about me being late. So, I started leaving early for the day. Like an hour or […]
Slacker tip #56 - change the clock
Okay, so this is a totally easy and totally obvious tip but a lot of times it’s the obvious stuff that gets overlooked.
Do you have a clock in your office that everyone uses? Chances are this won’t work if you work at a large company. However, if you work in a small office with a […]
