Archive for Archive for August, 2007
Being sick excuse #10 – my battery is dead
Sometimes you don’t even need to miss an entire day of work. Maybe you were out on a bender last night and just cannot go into work until lunch time. Or maybe Hannah Montana tickets go on sale at 10 am so you want to be sitting at your computer counting down the seconds so [...]
Slacker tip #58 – be on your best behavior in the beginning
The dream job is one where you can get away with doing absolutely nothing work related and still take home a nice sized paycheck. Unfortunately you cannot show up at a new job and begin slacking from day one. This is a sad but true reality. See, you have to trick them into thinking that [...]
Complete Slacker Office Klepto Giveaway #1 winner
In true slacker fashion, there was only one person that entered the Complete Slacker Office Klepto Giveaway. Lesha is the lucky winner of 2 blank Sony CD-R’s from my office klepto stash. Remember, if you can’t take it from your office, then get something from our stash that came from our office. Stay tuned for [...]
Complete Slacker Office Klepto Giveaway reminder
Just a quick reminder to enter the Complete Slacker Office Klepto Giveaway before midnight tonight! Remember that it is midnight eastern time! So far we only have one person interested in getting 2 totally free blank CD-R’s. It will cost you nothing to enter and if you win it still costs you nothing as I [...]
Announcing the Complete Slacker Office Klepto giveaway
In order to celebrate my recent addition to the unemployment roster I have decided to part with some of my precious. And my that I mean my stash. You see, I know we all do it, and I have been a bit of an office klepto for many years. I have enough pens to last [...]
Contest announcement tomorrow
To celebrate my getting fired I will be announcing a contest tomorrow! It will be a sort of on-going contest so if you don’t win the first time you still have a chance. Stay tuned!
