Archive for Archive for July, 2007

Need ideas on what to do at work besides work?

The front page of MSN today features a story on slacker activities at work (that’s us) called Works Biggest Sabateurs, which is French for people are getting away with shit at work and I can’t so I’m writing a story about it to expose them.
In case you were wondering, the article features a list of […]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Friday, July 6th, 2007

Slacker tip #48 - oops, I broke the copier

One of the worst things to be forced to do at work is making massive amounts of copies. Typically, this involves a stack of papers the size of a middle-aged midget, with a top hat, and most of the stacks has staples and paperclips throughout it. And if that isn’t bad enough, the papers are […]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Friday, July 6th, 2007

And now, for a special announcement…

we will resume our regularly scheduled postings this week… provided we do not encounter any firecracker related incidents tomorrow.
high five.

Posted by: the complete slacker on Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

Slacker tip # 8,432.87 - be realistic

First, you’ll notice there has been a bit of a hiatus from posting. No I haven’t been ill. And I haven’t been on holiday. I’m not even British, just an American schmuck with no paid time off. Dammit man. What I am, is a lazy bastard. I have no excuse for the lack of posting […]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007
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