Archive for Archive for July, 2007
Now, with even more tips!
Stay tuned for a new series of articles starting this week focused on using temp jobs to get unemployment benefits. You can thank us later when you’re sitting in your Captain America undies watching cartoons all day and getting those unemployment checks in the mail.
Slacker tip #50 – turn 15 minute breaks into infinity, well, sorta
If there is one thing I am thankful for at work it is those too-damn-short 15 minute breaks in the morning and afternoon. But I curse the bastard that said we should only get two of those a day. That’s not nearly enough. That’s why I like to take breaks more than I actually work. [...]
Slacker tip #49 – size does matter
So, there you are, sitting at work. You’re supposed to be doing something productive, like data entry. Instead, you’re on the internet. You have internet explorer open in a tiny little window, and you think that’s clever. You are so wrong. Let’s think about it for a minute… Okay, when you are doing data entry, [...]
How to be the laziest person in the office & get away with it
We’re all about being the laziest person in the office and getting away with it. In fact, we strive to get overtime pay each week for hours we didn’t really work. Cause really, why just get paid to do nothing when you can get paid time and a half to do nothing. Some people learn [...]
Need ideas on what to do at work besides work?
The front page of MSN today features a story on slacker activities at work (that’s us) called Works Biggest Sabateurs, which is French for people are getting away with shit at work and I can’t so I’m writing a story about it to expose them. In case you were wondering, the article features a list [...]
Slacker tip #48 – oops, I broke the copier
One of the worst things to be forced to do at work is making massive amounts of copies. Typically, this involves a stack of papers the size of a middle-aged midget, with a top hat, and most of the stacks has staples and paperclips throughout it. And if that isn’t bad enough, the papers are [...]
