Need ideas on what to do at work besides work?
The front page of MSN today features a story on slacker activities at work (that’s us) called Works Biggest Sabateurs, which is French for people are getting away with shit at work and I can’t so I’m writing a story about it to expose them.
In case you were wondering, the article features a list of the top 10 ways employees waste time. So, if you’re looking for inspiration, here they are:
1. Surfing the Internet — 44.7 percent
2. Socializing with co-workers — 23.4 percent
3. Conducting personal business — 6.8 percent
4. Spacing out — 3.9 percent
5. Running errands off-premise — 3.1 percent
6. Making personal phone calls — 2.3 percent
7. Applying for other jobs — 1.3 percent
8. Planning personal events — 1.0 percent
9. Arriving late/leaving early — 1.0 percent
10. Other — 12.5 percent
3 Responses to “Need ideas on what to do at work besides work?”
July 6th, 2007 at 11:16 am
Spacing out? I like that one.
And, I need to move to Missouri. They spend 3 hours a day slacking off, instead of the standard 1.95 hours.
July 8th, 2007 at 1:54 am
Good tips. I have an annoying office location. I have 2.5 walls, instead of 4. My intern sits on the other side of the room, facing the other way. One person has to pass by me to exit the office. Others have to come in for printed shit on the printer because they’re too damn lazy to walk another 50 feet to the actual copy machine. Dumb asses.
So, needless to say, this kinda spoils my internet surfing. Well, it doesn’t make me do it any less, but it makes me watch over my shoulder. It’s very annoying. Then there are those dumb fucks that come up and interrupt me with meaningless questions or pleas for assistance. Yeah, they need to fuck off. One bitch is ridiculous, e-mailing THEN coming in to annoy the hell out of me time and time again after I’ve already talked to HER boss saying that it’s not something (a project) we should focus on now.
She makes me want to vomit. Then, eat my own vomit and like the public toilets afterwards.
July 8th, 2007 at 1:56 am
* lick the public toilets, not like.
But, I do like the idea of licking the public toilets more than I like this girl. She is just beyond unbearable. Not only is she work-retarded, she’s inexperienced, idiotic, and unqualified. She can’t even fucking spell the DEGREE that she received in official documents!
My own feces is more intelligent than her.
Without her, I’m bugged far less often and have a more enjoyable work experience. Thank crap she’s going on a 2 week vacation this month. Sorry worthless bitch.
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