Archive for Archive for July, 2007
Slacker tip #53 – check their calendar
Ever wonder when your boss will be in meetings or out for the day? Try checking their outlook calendar. Here’s what to do – Look on your Outlook calendar for something that you both have been invited to. The fewer people the better as it can get confusing trying to see which line belongs to [...]
A must have for the slacker arsenal
Need a fake phone number that is sorta real? Maybe for your excuse note? Look no further. Well, just one place further. Net Zero’s PrivatePhone  is free voicemail! And unless you live in East Bumblefuck you can probably get a local number for said voicemail. I know what you’re thinking – but I don’t work [...]
Slacker tip #52 – take suggestions from others
I’d like to point out some exceptionally good tips from one of our commenters. Mudgie left the following tidbits of brilliance that I thought must be shared for those of you who missed the comments: I like to annoy my co-workers with computer-based things: – Take a screen shot of their desktop, set it as [...]
Temp jobs and getting unemployment, tip #1
While this slacker loves coming to work and getting paid to play on the internet and talk on the phone all day, there comes a time when the love affair ends. Now is that time. I’d much rather sleep in and collect unemployment for a few months. So, I have started trying to get fired [...]
Slacker tip #51 – sabatoge the office in 3 steps
If you work in an office like mine, of the things standing between you and the art of getting paid to do nothing is some busybody that likes to bring you things to do. Shame on them! Ever notice though that when they are busy that you don’t get busy work to do? Yes, that’s [...]
Temp jobs and getting unemployment
As you all know (and if you don’t well, go back to special ed.) getting unemployment is the most rewarding way to get paid to do nothing. You get to sleep in, stay in your pj’s all day, watch porn if you want, play video games, whatever….and you get paid weekly. Sure, it’s not the [...]
