Archive for Archive for May, 2007
Slacker tip #32 - Unemployment
Positively the most rewarding way of getting paid to do nothing is getting unemployment pay.
Sadly, you can’t claim unemployment forever, and if you get a job but continue to claim it you run the risk of gettnig caught having to pay it all back with interest and fees.
Getting unemployment is a little tricky because […]
Being sick excuse #7 - the sprained ankle
Now, before you say ‘oh, that won’t work’ let me explain. As we all know, having a sprained ankle is painful, and you can’t put pressure on it etc. So, technically, if you sprain your gas foot (aka your right one) then it would probably be too painful to drive to work. Guess that means […]
Slacker tip #31 - Join the office gossip clique
If you work in an office, then you know how easy it is to get away with doing nothing if you are part of the office gossip clique. Every office has one. They can usually be found talking about American Idol or Survivor. And as soon as someone from the group is out sick or […]
Slacker tip #30 - the Fake Phone Call 3000™
If you’re like me, you can hear the waddling of your boss as she makes her way down the hall. While this makes my monitor on my desk vibrate back and forth, resulting in mild nausea due to my susceptabilty to motion sickness it IS a good thing because I know to look busy. But […]
