Archive for Archive for May, 2007
Complete Slacker’s Top 5 Ways to Get Away with Doing Nothing at Work
In case there are any new readers that have the attention span of a 2 year old after eating a box of chocolate, we wanted to highlight what we feel are the top 5 ways to get away with doing nothing. Well, at least the top 5 so far. As you know, there are some [...]
Slacker tip #35 – Use work time as blogging time
Why not use your time at work for something valuable and constructive? Use that time, which let’s face it would otherwise be a total waste if not for the paycheck, to blog. Yes, that’s right use your work day as blogging time. Set yourself up a free one on Blogger or the like, or buy [...]
Slacker tip #34 – remember to use our Fake Doctor’s note
Yes, that right, we have a fake doctor’s note that looks so real it actually works. If you are a new reader, you might have missed it. You can find the original post with the download here. Since that post, we have gotten loads of feedback on the note. Multiple people in different states have [...]
Slacker tip #33 – Use your co-workers schedules to your advantage
One of the keys to being the best slacker you can be, and thus working as little as possible in order to get a full day’s pay, is to take advantage of your co-workers schedules. For instance, my boss is out this entire week, which means that I have no babysitter. Well, other than the [...]
Slacker tip #32 – Unemployment
Positively the most rewarding way of getting paid to do nothing is getting unemployment pay. Sadly, you can’t claim unemployment forever, and if you get a job but continue to claim it you run the risk of gettnig caught having to pay it all back with interest and fees. Getting unemployment is a little tricky [...]
Being sick excuse #7 – the sprained ankle
Now, before you say ‘oh, that won’t work’ let me explain. As we all know, having a sprained ankle is painful, and you can’t put pressure on it etc. So, technically, if you sprain your gas foot (aka your right one) then it would probably be too painful to drive to work. Guess that means [...]
