Archive for Archive for May, 2007
Slacker tip #38 – How to look busy when you are not and make it look like you are getting a lot of work done
I consider myself to be a master at looking busy when I am not. I do as little as possible at work. I try to do just enough to keep myself employed. And I suggest you do the same. I am so good at this, that just last week I was told by my bosses [...]
Getting outta work excuse #8 – graduation
From now until about the 2nd week of June, a seasonal get-out-of-work opportunity is available. Going to someone’s graduation. The great thing about this excuse, is that it won’t require any backup documentation. It can be a preschool graduation, kindergarten graduation, middle school, high school or college graduation. The beauty of this excuse is that [...]
Slacker tip #37 – more ways to access blocked sites at work
One of the most frustrating things at jobs is punching in a website only to have a screen come back telling you that it is blocked by the internet Nazis. Now, when I type in things like MySpace and YouTube, I fully expect them to be blocked, but I try it anyway. What is really [...]
Slacker tip #36 – Keep people on a need to know basis
One of the keys to successfully getting away with being a slacker at work is keeping people on a need to know basis. Once you start giving up too much information freely, you run the risk of getting sloppy or getting caught. I have a friend that was envious of my supreme slacking abilities and [...]
Wanna skip work tomorrow?
Sometimes Mondays just come too quickly. If you’re like me, then you do not want to go to work tomorrow and you already know it. Luckily for us, we have a perfect excuse. Thanks to the news online, we can see that the interstates in Florida are closed due to the wildfires. There you go [...]
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