Archive for Archive for May, 2007
Slacker tip #38 – How to look busy when you are not and make it look like you are getting a lot of work done
I consider myself to be a master at looking busy when I am not. I do as little as possible at work. I try to do just enough to keep myself employed. And I suggest you do the same. I am so good at this, that just last week I was told by my bosses […]
Getting outta work excuse #8 - graduation
From now until about the 2nd week of June, a seasonal get-out-of-work opportunity is available. Going to someone’s graduation. The great thing about this excuse, is that it won’t require any backup documentation.
It can be a preschool graduation, kindergarten graduation, middle school, high school or college graduation. The beauty of this excuse is that there […]
Slacker tip #37 - more ways to access blocked sites at work
One of the most frustrating things at jobs is punching in a website only to have a screen come back telling you that it is blocked by the internet Nazis.
Now, when I type in things like MySpace and YouTube, I fully expect them to be blocked, but I try it anyway. What is really […]
Slacker tip #36 - Keep people on a need to know basis
One of the keys to successfully getting away with being a slacker at work is keeping people on a need to know basis. Once you start giving up too much information freely, you run the risk of getting sloppy or getting caught.
I have a friend that was envious of my supreme slacking abilities and tried […]
Wanna skip work tomorrow?
Sometimes Mondays just come too quickly. If you’re like me, then you do not want to go to work tomorrow and you already know it. Luckily for us, we have a perfect excuse.
Thanks to the news online, we can see that the interstates in Florida are closed due to the wildfires. There you go […]
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Complete Slacker’s Top 5 Ways to Get Away with Doing Nothing at Work
In case there are any new readers that have the attention span of a 2 year old after eating a box of chocolate, we wanted to highlight what we feel are the top 5 ways to get away with doing nothing. Well, at least the top 5 so far. As you know, there are some […]
Slacker tip #35 - Use work time as blogging time
Why not use your time at work for something valuable and constructive? Use that time, which let’s face it would otherwise be a total waste if not for the paycheck, to blog. Yes, that’s right use your work day as blogging time. Set yourself up a free one on Blogger or the like, or buy […]
Slacker tip #34 - remember to use our Fake Doctor’s note
Yes, that right, we have a fake doctor’s note that looks so real it actually works.
If you are a new reader, you might have missed it. You can find the original post with the download here. Since that post, we have gotten loads of feedback on the note. Multiple people in different states have used […]
Slacker tip #33 - Use your co-workers schedules to your advantage
One of the keys to being the best slacker you can be, and thus working as little as possible in order to get a full day’s pay, is to take advantage of your co-workers schedules.
For instance, my boss is out this entire week, which means that I have no babysitter. Well, other than the nosy […]
