Here’s an idea - buy your boss a dictionary
There is nothing quite as refreshing as knowing that your boss, who makes WAY more than you do, is practically illiterate.
Actual sentence from the mouth of the department mgr in my meeting:
“I wish we had software that would not gyrate invoices with the tax on them automatically”
Gyrate, also known as generate.
I declare tomorrow National Buy Your Boss A Dictionary Day. Remember to use office supplies, such as those little neon flags, to mark important pages. I will start with ‘gyrate.’
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