The new favorite drink of Complete Slacker
Apparently Glaceau’s Vitamin Waterknows what it’s like to be a slacker.
Today I was sipping on the “defense” Vitamin Water, which is a lovely raspberry-apple flavor, and noticed the following on the label of this particular flavor:
if you’ve had to use sick days because you’ve actually been sick then you’re seriously missing out my friends. see, the trick is to stay healthy and use sick days to just, um, not go in. and the combination of zinc and fortifying vitamins can help out with that and keep you healthy as a horse. so drink up.
remember, don’t overdo it on the coughing and sniffling (big rookie mistake). just stick with the ever elusive “24-hour bug.” the symptoms are vague and people will actually encourage you to stay home.
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