Pre-order the new Nikon D90 12.3 megapixel digital SLR camera
Here at Complete Slacker we heart shiny new electronics. Of particular interest today is the newest digital SLR camera on the market - the new Nikon D90. It was released for pre-orders just today.
The release of the new Nikon D90 Digital SLR Camera w/ AF-S DX NIKKOR 18-105mm f/3.5-5.6G ED VR Lens was just announced TODAY and it is NOW AVAILABLE for pre-order from Ritz Camera. Be sure to take advantage of this pre-order opportunity as they offer no sales tax and free shipping!
The D90’s creative potential explodes with the capability to record smooth 24fps, motion JPEG sound movie clips. Leveraging the D90’s 12.3-megapixel DX-format CMOS sensor, legendary NIKKOR optical quality and the one-button Live View function, the D-Movie Mode gives still photographers a new and exciting way to express themselves in 720p HD!
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It’s back to school time
Well, it is nearing the end of August. And you know what that means. It is that time again. Back to school time that is. And that means one thing. More slackers. More kids skipping class to have a few more days of summer. Kudos to you kids, kudos to you.
Are there still Complete Slackers in this economy?
I am a complete and total slacker. And that means all the way through. I am unemployed presently. But if I had a job I know that I would still be a slacker. But I have to wonder something. Are there poser slackers out there? You know, some that are only slackers during a good economy. And in this economy they are little worker bees?
Is there a job that might not suck
You know what I have decided? Office jobs suck. They really suck. And I need to find a job that does not suck quite as hard. Currently, I am unemployed. That means no income. That means I need to find a job. This time, though, I think I want to be a slacker at a job that does not suck quite as hard. If that is even possible.
Being sick excuse #42 - taking the kid to college
Want to miss a few days of work? Well, if you are old enough to have a kid in college then this is an easy one to use. And I suspect you could also get away with it by saying it is your niece/nephew or sibling as well.
Tell you boss you have to take your “kid” to college. Pick a college that is out of state. Research when they have their freshmen orientation so that you will have a correct date that your “kid” has to be there. There is no boss that will tell you that you can’t take your “kid” to college. So, enjoy that long weekend you just earned.
Being sick excuse #41 - how to add a few days to your vacation
I have a great way to add a few extra days to your vacation time at work.
Now, at most work places you get a set number of days that you can take for vacation. And you have to get those approved. So, here is what you do. You get those days approved. Then you let people think that you are driving where ever it is that you are going. Then on the day before you are supposed to be back to work, you call work. Make sure you call from a cell phone with a lot of outdoor/ road noise in the background. Tell them that you were on your way home and your car broke down. Tell them that the repair shop had to order the part. That means it will be a couple or three more days before you can make it back in. Promise to call them as soon as the part gets in with an update of when you will return to work.
Now, enjoy that extra vacation!
Being sick excuse #40 - the sneaky “stopped for an oil change” excuse
I have a great excuse that I have used to go into work late at more than one place of employment.
Here is what you do -
Let’s say that your start time at your job is 8:30 am. And let’s say that there is a place on the way to work where you could get your oil changed in your car before work. So, you call your work about 15 or 20 minutes before your start time. Tell them that you are at the oil change place and that you had stopped in to get the oil changed on the way to work. Unfortunately you are going to be late as they discovered (insert something catastrophic here) while there and you have to get that service done as well. So, you are going to be a little late today.
Now, usually what I have used it that they have told you that you have like no brakes and that is what the extra service is. Of course, this sort of thing works better if you are female. Why? Because everyone seems to think that women know zero about cars.
Learn to Play the Violin at Home
You know, one of the thing that I have always wanted to do was to learn to play the violin. Of course, I am not the type of person that wants to go into someone else’s house or to any other place to be taught this sort of thing. But I just found out that you can actually take some violin lessons from the comfort of your own home with the help of the Academy of Music Performance’s (AMP) Video Violin Lessons. They are a place that specializes in offering up private studio lessons in the violin and viola. And they work with all ages so even someone my age could use their services. So if you are like me and prefer to learn at home the you need to check out these people today and get the home violin lesson hook up today!
Being sick excuse #39 - someone stole my gas!
Have you heard the recent news stories about what people are doing in regards to high gas prices? It seems that some douche bags are actually stealing gas right out of other people’s cars! Imagine that! You wake up and try to go some place only to discover you have no gas, even though you previously did.
Wait a minute, that sounds like the perfect excuse for going into work late!
And as long as gas prices are this high, you can totally get away with this. Even more so if you live in a shady part of town. But you can only use this excuse for going into work late.
If you try this one, remember to keep it real by calling in at the time that you would normally leave for work. Why? Because you would not discover the missing gas unless you were getting in your car to go some place.
And if you live in a city where this kind of thing is on the news a lot, then you can use this excuse more than once and get away with it!
Get your payday loan
Once you are calling in to work a lot in your attempt to get some unemployment benefits you will notice that your paychecks are not as fat as they were when you were actually going to work every day of each week. Sure, this will just be a temporary thing as you will be collecting those unemployment benefits in no time flat. But what are you supposed to do until that kicks in? Easy. Just get your self a Pay Day Loan to cover that gap in income. Thanks to Pay Day Loans Mania you can find that they offer up a convenient online payday loan service. You can expect quick payday loans nationwide - so no matter where you are these peeps can be sure to help you out. So do not delay - go ahead and check them out today and get your pay day loan hookup.
